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Discussion in 'The OMG Archives' started by Tricorder, Apr 6, 2012.

  1. OP
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    ;)
     
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    Pfft, you cannot ban me 8)
     
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    Well, you can but you wouldn't ;)
     
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    Yeah. Where would I find another Raj to replace you? ;)
     
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    So you are interested in the homo?
     
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    Is that a trick question? ;)
     
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    HEEEEEEY
     
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    Hi moonpie
     
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    Why does the church clock chime 3 times, then 3 times, then 3 times, then 9 times, then it does a musical chime and then goes completely fucking nuts, when it's only 6pm?
     
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    Because whoever is pulling the bell rope drank too much blood of the Christ, aka Sacramental wine, Communion wine or altar wine, if you prefer to call it that way. ;)
     
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    What do you know about vulcanized rubber?
     
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    It's a form of erotic massage practiced by the Vulcans during the Pon Farr mating ritual which, as we all know, happens once in 7 years. Since the Pon Farr makes their blood boil, alters their brain chemistry and makes them quite sexually aggressive (males and females equally), they tend to rub each other (or against each other) in a quite powerful manner. The rubbing intensifies as their blood continues to boil until they both reach climax, thus venting the proverbial steam which, as a result, eases the Pon Farr symptoms, causing their brain chemistry to eventually return to normal state.

    I should note that, in situations when no other members of the Vulcan race are immediately available, like during an extended mission on a starship, a Vulcan experiencing the Pon Farr may resort to rubbing members of other races that are available, like Humans, even if they are of the same gender, which may even like it and return the favor. 

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    Looking forward to tonights episode of Doctor Who?
     
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    >I've been looking forward to it for days now. Alas, I can't watch BBC in my country. :(
     
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    geek
     
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKfhAMsZ_oc
     
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    you 'fap 'fap 'fap on doctor who?
     
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    [​IMG]

    Care to give me a hand?

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    No I dont give hands
     
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