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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by twinky dink, Apr 17, 2011.

  1. twinky dink

    twinky dink OMG Member

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    30 Chinamen and a zeppelin for an elaborate and daring prank.


    Please help.
     
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    I can't help you with this, but it sounds like something I'd watch. Video it for me LOL
     
  3. Tricorder

    Tricorder Resident Maid

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    I can get you a zeppelin...

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    ... and 29 Chinamen...

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    ... but I can't get you the final Chinaman you need. I just can't do it, Captain! I don't have the power!

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  4. Jayden

    Jayden I R Posting Machine

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    Would 28 Laosian warriors suffice?
     
  5. Wasturr

    Wasturr OMG Member

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    You need a good whipping boy!
     
  6. Hawkeye

    Hawkeye OMG Member

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    How about 6 Irishmen and 20 Mexicans that can build a zeppelin?
     
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    twinky dink

    twinky dink OMG Member

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    No I need chinamen! they are the right size for the bomber doors!
     
  8. Hawkeye

    Hawkeye OMG Member

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    In that case you should go with pygmies. You can double the capacity and not have a billion or so people looking to kick your arse. You could handle a pygmy attack with good boots and a golf club.


    You will have to catch them yourself though. Dwarfy looking people have this weird effect on me.
     
  9. Cas

    Cas I Heart FOTOR :hugs:

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    Oh God, not the pygmies please. I spent a good hour searching the car for pygmies dressed up as clowns...
     
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    TeHpUmKinKiNg OMG Member

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    twinky dink

    twinky dink OMG Member

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    just look in the compact mirror! You will see the pygmies!
     
  12. Cas

    Cas I Heart FOTOR :hugs:

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    ...I hate you -_-
     
  13. Jayden

    Jayden I R Posting Machine

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    Aren't pygmies and convicts of the same genome?
     
  14. Hawkeye

    Hawkeye OMG Member

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    All I know about pygmies is that they are not good house pets. They seem to have anger issues that probably stem from having stumpy little arms that won't reach their genitals.
     
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