New Issue of Pro Tips: Dang Droids

It's been a while since the last Pro Tips, but Steve hasn't forgotten, he's just been busy. It is convention season, after all. On the topic of today's comic, who hasn't wanted their own droid to tote around? I'm sure to some people it'd be like carrying around a tiny dog, or others a big pit bull. Maybe it's a status symbol. I bet some people would bedazzle their droids, and others would make fun of them. What is a droid, really, other than a mechanical butler with limited ability? C3-P0 could speak a few million languages, R2-D2 could hack into just about any computer, but what about the suave, sophisticated droid that could speak a few million languages AND hack into any computer? I want that one, and I want it in a compact space. When will Apple start making droids? I'm predicting it now. Meet the iDroid. He'll think for you, do your work for you, go to the bathroom for you, and in 6 months you can replace him with a more expensive version that looks the same but might not get caught in the door frame so easily.


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