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Paying with age

Discussion in 'The Sports Bar' started by Floris, Aug 27, 2010.

  1. Floris

    Floris I'm just me :) Hi. Staff Member

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    Paying with age

    Yeah, sigh. I feel like an old man.

    I am 33, and my knee hurts, and other body parts.
    I have always been horsebackriding and did tricks like jumping on and off.
    And I guess I am slowly starting to pay the price
     
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    Never fear, the doctor is here!

    I see your problem. Your savage is suffering from Suppression Depression Syndrome.

    You are in luck! A cure for SDS was discovered about 30,000 years ago:

    Hunt down something, kill it, eat it and growl at the neighbors, once a month for 6 months.

    You will be good as new.

    Careful. It's very habit forming.
     
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    Floris

    Floris I'm just me :) Hi. Staff Member

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    Unlike your country, we don't have a lot of forests and nature etc, we're just a piece of flat land with cities on it :) The most I will get it a rabbit or the kid from next door.

    And I am not interested in either :p
     
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    Take a sturdy ship...or barge, raid up and down the coast. Grow a mighty beard and let your locks go long. Change your name to Floris Skullsplitter.

    Tell them you are a Vucking Viking and you are not taking this shit anymore. Work your way to Africa and take the continent. There are woods and mountains there.

    Problem solved.
     
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    The New Amsterdam might be shipped in north of Amsterdam, that might actually be an idea :)
     

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