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You are all cordially invited.

Discussion in 'The OMG Archives' started by Wasturr, Sep 1, 2008.

  1. Wasturr

    Wasturr OMG Member

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    You are all cordially invited.

    Dearly beloved...

    We are all gathered in this cesspit to witness this unholy matrimony(and tasteless I might add) Between Sovereign002 and Bacon Sandwich.
    Both participants gagged and bounded securely for their own safety of course.

    If anyone objects to this unholy union speak now and get shot with this spiffy shotgun I'm wielding. Or forever hold your peace.
     
  2. rebornintheglory

    rebornintheglory OMG Member

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    I object! Bacon Sandwich is late for an appointment with the gourmet cookery channel.
     
  3. OP
    Wasturr

    Wasturr OMG Member

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    You are not gonna ruin this marriage.
     
  4. Ambika

    Ambika OMG Member

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    Does that means I can wreak havoc on their wedding day? Cool.
     
  5. rebornintheglory

    rebornintheglory OMG Member

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    Mm, that depends. You said something about cordial?
     
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    Wasturr

    Wasturr OMG Member

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    Damn you and our Big wordz...


    *Splashes Bacon and Sov with beer*

    I now pronounce you Husband and Pet...You can now Kiss My butt.


    There it's done, Ha!!!


    And yes you can Ambika dear:D
     
  7. rebornintheglory

    rebornintheglory OMG Member

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    I'd like a cranberry juice.
     
  8. Sovereign002

    Sovereign002 Rest in Peace - 28th Feb 2010

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    Wait, which one is the pet? Did you even wash that butt? This better not be Heineken you covered me in.

    And why am I bound to this chair?!

    We didn't even get a bachelor party. :'(
     
  9. Lord Wiener

    Lord Wiener The Illusive Man <br><img src="http://img.photobuc

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    details, DETAILS.
     
  10. Sovereign002

    Sovereign002 Rest in Peace - 28th Feb 2010

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    Well it's not your wedding, now is it? Hah, I didn't think so!
     
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    Wasturr

    Wasturr OMG Member

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    Well we can put you both in a cage each holding a toothpick and you both can stab each another. the survivor get's to go to the bachelor parteh afterward.
     
  12. Ambika

    Ambika OMG Member

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    HELL YES!
    Begin the Wedding Crashers....
    muwhahahaha!
     
  13. rebornintheglory

    rebornintheglory OMG Member

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    Watch yourself, you might cut somebody with that sharp intellect.
     
  14. OP
    Wasturr

    Wasturr OMG Member

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    Husband and pet is interchangeable between those two.

    And yes I wiped my arse...With cyanide.

    And no there's no bachelor party coz' Great great great great great great great grandma could not fit into the bikini.

    Lastly... The beer is actually yellow stuff I took from a tub previously occupied by a fat Japanese lady.
     
  15. Ki Adi Mundi

    Ki Adi Mundi I decimate ninjas.

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    Who's pitching, and who's catching? The bouquet, that is....
     
  16. Sovereign002

    Sovereign002 Rest in Peace - 28th Feb 2010

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    But, then what is the winner going to do afterwards? Have another wedding?

    I just want to have the perfect wedding. :(
     
  17. OP
    Wasturr

    Wasturr OMG Member

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    Bouquets?

    Awww damn....>.>

    Somebody hand me the shotgun I'mma gonna visit the flower shop.
     
  18. rebornintheglory

    rebornintheglory OMG Member

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    But they're not objecting!
     
  19. Ambika

    Ambika OMG Member

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    No fear, Wassy boy!
    [​IMG]
     
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    Wasturr

    Wasturr OMG Member

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    Aww...Thanks.

    Now to insert a grenade in this.

    Perfect weddings deserve a big bang.
     
  21. MyNameDidntFit

    MyNameDidntFit OMG Member

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    O_o

    So where is the after-party? I need to go plant explosives in the foundations...

    ...

    ...

    Shit.

    I mean; I need to get there nice and early >.>
     
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    Wasturr

    Wasturr OMG Member

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    Too late!

    Honeymoon starts now.

    Where the hell is Wiener with the cup and the cam?
     
  23. MyNameDidntFit

    MyNameDidntFit OMG Member

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    Where is the honeymoon then?

    I'll blow that up instead...
     
  24. Lord Wiener

    Lord Wiener The Illusive Man <br><img src="http://img.photobuc

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    Sorry, took me a while to find an underwater camera. We're good to go.
     
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