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My dear friends and family,
It has come to my attention that I have to request from you that one favour you owe me. This is a matter of life and death. Please gather up and join me in this crusade for we poke at dawn.
At any time in the nearby future you come in nearby enough contact with Emily, please approach with a trusting smile, only to turn into a vile beast and reach out your hand, especially your finger; and give her a poke.
The treasure from this crusade will be shared with the knights that you truly are, and whom successfully complete their mission. And no more favours are owed, we start with a clean slate.
Refusing this offer will create a great divide, as you automatically join Emily's forces, and will subsequently fall from getting poked.
Avoid risk of joining the dark side, rise to the occasion and poke Emily once, dare I say twice. though not with lethal force, but determination, and treasure awaits you.
Yours truly, your confident, your King,- the beholder of your passwords and repairer of tech,
Floris the XXIVth, ruler of the Nether lands.
It has come to my attention that I have to request from you that one favour you owe me. This is a matter of life and death. Please gather up and join me in this crusade for we poke at dawn.
At any time in the nearby future you come in nearby enough contact with Emily, please approach with a trusting smile, only to turn into a vile beast and reach out your hand, especially your finger; and give her a poke.
The treasure from this crusade will be shared with the knights that you truly are, and whom successfully complete their mission. And no more favours are owed, we start with a clean slate.
Refusing this offer will create a great divide, as you automatically join Emily's forces, and will subsequently fall from getting poked.
Avoid risk of joining the dark side, rise to the occasion and poke Emily once, dare I say twice. though not with lethal force, but determination, and treasure awaits you.
Yours truly, your confident, your King,- the beholder of your passwords and repairer of tech,
Floris the XXIVth, ruler of the Nether lands.