funny facts for bachelors...

[yazmeen]

A 40 year old bachelor complained to a friend that no matter what girl he brought home as potential bride, his mother disappoved. The friend advised him, "Find a girl just like your mother, then she's bound to like her."
Six months later, the bachelor reported to the friend; "I took your advice. I found a girl who looked like my mother, talked like her and even cooked like her. My mother loved her."
"And what happened?" asked the friend.
"My father disapproved her." the bachelor answered.

 

[crimson]

This one made my day! I'll try to look for more bachelor jokes on the net. " My father disapproved her" lol

 

[Nix]

LOL nice joke any more?

 

[Floris]

A bachelor recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs"

 

[vlada]

A 40 year old bachelor complained to a friend that no matter what girl he brought home as potential bride, his mother disappoved. The friend advised him, "Find a girl just like your mother, then she's bound to like her."
Six months later, the bachelor reported to the friend; "I took your advice. I found a girl who looked like my mother, talked like her and even cooked like her. My mother loved her."
"And what happened?" asked the friend.
"My father disapproved her." the bachelor answered.

Thanks for the joke! But I would like to add that every man should keep his personality. The best way to be the organic individual is to take all the responsibility of your life into your own hands.

 

[crimson]

Two confirmed bachelors were sitting and talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.

"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and...'"

 

[Nix]

LOL too funny

 

[yazmeen]

A young nephew was curious about his bachelor uncle.
"Why did you never marry, uncle?"
"When I was a young man, I decided to look for the ideal wife," the uncle explained. "After 8 years I found one."
"Then why didn't you marry her?"
"She was looking for the ideal husband."

 

[crimson]

"Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!"

 

[yazmeen]

Mrs. neighbor: "I've been looking for my husband for two hours."
Spinster: "That's nothing. I've been looking for one for 20 years and haven't found him yet."

 

[crimson]

You know you are a bachelor if " you actually have money in your savings account."

 

[Nix]

You know you are a bachelor if " you actually have money in your savings account."

hahahaha too true...same goes the other way around too

 

[crimson]

That's true man!

Here is another one!

You know you are a bachelor if " You don't feel guilty about leaving the lid up"

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Edit reason: Typo

 

[Floris]

A real bachelor should say: "What lid?"

 

[EQnoble]

You know you are a bachelor when your idea of committed is what they do to the crazies when they act up.