Watched Machete last night.
I don't know what to say about this movie. Actually, I could say a lot, but I'll let this scene from
Hot Shots: Part Deux speak for me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_buE4AW0_jA
Imagine blades (sabers, swords and machetes) instead of guns and you'll get the idea of what the whole movie is pretty much about. I don't remember when was the last time I saw so many people getting their heads cut off with a blade or blown off with a shotgun in a movie. I was like
"daaaaaamn!" during every action scene. I haven't seen so much blood and guts being splattered around since
Planet Terror. I'll spare you the details, in case you haven't watched the movie yet, so I don't spoil it for you.
I'll say this, though: This is probably the only movie with
Steven Seagull (click his name to see why I intentionally misspelled it
) in it where he actually plays the bad guy. Also, Lindsay Lohan plays a drug addict (oh gee) who ends up like this: