The Core
So, the Americans built a doomsday weapon of some sort called DESTINI (Deep Earth Seismic Trigger INItiative), a weapon that causes earthquakes. Why? Because if they didn't, someone else would build it and would use it against them, so they wanted to ensure that, in case something like that happens, they can strike back and fu*k up the entire planet because, if they have to go down, they want to take everyone else down with them. Bravo Americans.
Unfortunately for them, their precious doomsday weapon somehow managed to stop Earth core's rotation when they tested it, causing Earth's electromagnetic field to become unstable and bound to collapse within a year. As a result, the entire planet will be flooded with the radiation from the Sun, effectively killing everyone and everything.
So, to save the planet, the American government developed a super-duper plan to drill their way to Earth's core and restart its rotation by detonating several nuclear weapons inside it.
But hey - it worked. Apparently, nuclear weapons can be used to save the world, just as well as destroy it.
Bee Movie
Watch this movie if you haven't already. And if you like animated movies, of course. Bees suing the entire humanity for stealing their honey and seeking justice in court - awesome. The main bee character becomes a lawyer at the end and teams up with a mosquito. Cow comes to him to seek justice over the dairy products Humans make from cow milk without paying the cows for it. Suddenly, the bee has to leave, so he leaves his mosquito partner with the cow. Cow asks
"He is a lawyer, too?", to which the mosquito replies:
"Ma'am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase!" Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Couldn't find one in English. Sorry.
