Star Trek
Dafuq did I just watch?
This is supposed to be Star Trek?
Don't get me wrong, it's a good movie, but it's not Star Trek. It's closer to Star Wars than to Star Trek. I don't even know where to start complaining.
Let's start with the
Enterprise itself. It looks wrong on the inside and on the outside. Phasers? I'm sorry, Mr. Director, but Starfleet phasers are supposed to be beam-type weapons, not pulse-type, like Klingon and Romulan disruptors. That includes hand-held phasers as well. Romulan ship, the
Narada? What the... That's supposed to be a 24th century Romulan design?
Spock making out with Uhura? Kirk getting promoted from Cadet to Captain without any previous command experience, if we don't count his Kobayashi Maru test which he cheated to pass by altering the test parameters anyway?
I could keep complaining, but I'll say something positive instead now. I like it how Abrams made a reference to
Star Trek Enterprise show by having Scotty mention how he used
Admiral Archer's beagle to test some new method of transportation he came up with, but was deemed impossible by Starfleet. I also like it how Abrams tried to connect his characters with the original TOS characters by having them use their famous catchphrases, like having Doctor McCoy say
"Dammit, man! I'm a doctor, not a physicist!", or Scotty telling Kirk
"I'm giving you all she's got!", but the characters are too different from their original counterparts, except maybe Kirk who is equally, if not even more horny.
The amount of action in this movie is off the scale. I like watching spaceships battling each other, but this is way too much action for a Star Trek movie. And everything happens so fast! It's like the whole movie has been filmed at Warp speed, like all characters are hyperactive.
I'm not too fond of the storyline. This Nero guy decided to take vengeance on the whole Federation in the 23rd century because an exploding star destroyed Romulus in the 24th century and Spock was unable to prevent it, even though he tried. Makes no sense to me. I mean, how would destroying the entire Federation prevent a star from exploding a century later? Even I could come up with a better and more plausible storyline.
Final verdict: Good movie, but it's not Star Trek.